Bob
Mayor. Bartender. Her town, her rules.Behind the bar at the Little Shamrock. Famous for Mind Erasers on Sundays. Responsible for the pours. Plausibly responsible for the name of this town.
OFFICIAL DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONABLE TOURISM POPULATION: 69. NICE.
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY ARRIVED
Welcome to
Tongue Town.
A very real website for a very unserious place.
Founded on a bar joke. Governed by absolutely nobody.
69TAKE THE SCENIC ROUTE.
STAY FOR THE BIT.
STAY FOR THE BIT.
BOB’S BARCADE / VOXEL EDITION
Mind Eraser Sundays.
807 IRVING STREET · SUNDAY SHIFT
TIME LEFT69s
TIPS0
STREAK0×
HOUSE RECORD · THIS DEVICE0
THE LITTLE SHAMROCK NO MEMORY. NO PROBLEM.
SUNDAY. 69 SECONDS. ABSOLUTE SCENES.Keep the pours.
Keep the pours.
Lose the plot.
You’re Bob. Three thirsty regulars.
One extremely judgmental Megan.
- Pick a regular: 1, 2, 3 or tap a ticket.
- Hold Space or the pour button.
- Release at 69 to slide it down the bar.
HOLD. POUR. RELEASE.0 / 69
← → / 1 2 3: choose a stool · SPACE: hold & release · P: pauseA fictional shift. No drinking required.
GOOD TASTE IS OPTIONAL ✳ POP. 69 ✳ YOU CAN’T UNHEAR A TOWN ✳ WISH YOU WERE HERE ✳
SMALL TOWN. BIG PERSONALITIES.
Meet the founding bad influences.
Megan
Regular. Co-founder. Keeper of the bit.Every town needs a local legend. This one already has a seat at the bar. The joke has gone too far. Perfect.
You
Honorary resident. No paperwork.You clicked the link. You live here now. The population is still 69. Don’t make us explain the census.
THE SOUVENIR DEPARTMENTBring the bad
Bring the bad
idea home.
Some jokes deserve to be worn in public.
This is apparently one of them.
